AKU YANG BERSALAH

Daripada 'inbox' e-mel yang lama tersimpan... Bacaan ringan untuk kelegaan sementara kerana 'workload' yang tetiba je bertambah2...

Walaupun citer nie dah lama tp kesannyer tetap membekas..kadang2 tgh solat jemaah aku boleh senyum sorang2...sah ke solat aku ???

Kisah ini benar-benar terjadi padaku sewaktu aku kanak-kanak dahulu. Ayah aku suka memberi amaran padaku dengan menjeling garang jika aku membuat sesuatu yang tidak disukainya. Contohnya, jika ke kedai, kalau aku mengambil gula-gula, dia akan menjeling padaku bermakna aku disuruh letakkan semula gula-gula itu ke tempatnya semula.


Suatu hari,aku mengikut ayah ke surau untuk solat maghrib. Ketika sedang rukuk, aku melihat kain pelikat tok imam tersepit di celah punggungnya. Aku yang 'konon'nya ingin membantu, terus menarik kain yang tersepit itu. Ayahku yang sedang solat terus memberi jelingannya padaku.


Aku pun faham maksudnya itu, lalu terus memasukkan semula kain pelikat tok imam itu semula ke celah punggung tok imam tadi. Apalagi, melatah lah tok imam tadi. Habis satu jemaah batal solat mereka kerana turut terkejut dengan latahan tok imam tadi. Ayahku yang bermuka merah padam menahan malu dan marah mengheret aku balik ke rumah.


Malam tu, berbirat punggung aku dirotannya.

Moral : Jangan memandai nak masukkan kain ke celah punggung tok imam

Citer Hubby : MTAT GRADUATE QUALIFICATION

Award of UM Diploma.
Subject to the final result, the UM Senate will award successful candidates a ‘Diploma in Strategic and Defence Studies’. The requirements to obtain the diploma are as follows.

1. Every CP is required to attend lectures and tutorials. Failure to attend two lectures and two tutorials in a module can result in a CP being barred from sitting for the final examination for that module.
2. CPs must achieve a pass in each of the six modules.

Award of ‘psc’.
CP are awarded a ‘psc’ after the endorsement of the College Board based on the following criteria:

a. Pass in Terminal 1 Objective - Strategic and Defence Studies.
b. Pass in Terminal 2 Objective - Command, Leadership and Management.
c. Pass in Terminal 3 Objective - Joint Operations.
d. Satisfactory performence in non-academic activities.
e. MAF CP who failed any Terminal objective will not be allowed to proceed with the course.

AWARD OF EXCELLENCE.
Awards of excellence presented to CP at the Graduation ceremony are:

a. Best Malaysian CP.
b. Best Overseas CP.
c. Best Local CP Strategic and Defence Studies.
d. Best Overseas CP Strategic and Defence Studies.
e. Best Local Commandant’s Paper.
f . Best Overseas Commandant’s Paper.

p/s : Really hope my hubby one of the best CP in any award la..

Citer Big Boss dgn Staf2nyer

...SIANNN KAT CHE MUT...

p/s : Mana satu paling sesuai untuk ANDA??..

Che Mut?

Abg Li?

Kak Lat?

Miss Bah?

Dek Krik?

Si Prof Antu?

atau

Si Boss yg selalu menyinga?

10 Penyakit Keturunan Paling Menakutkan di Dunia.

N3 tertangguh.. untuk dikongsikan bersama..
Tapi pada WN (Wifenavy) bukan menakutkan.. tapi dah jadi berita yang terlalu biasa dalam era ni

1 - Alcoholism. (Ketagih arak)
50% kanak-kanak berisiko mendapat tabiat minum arak. Ingat lagi budak lelaki Indonesia yang masih hingusan merokok? Dia juga dikatakan minum arak. Syukur ia tidak terjadi Malaysia (Wallahua'lam). Tapi di negara-negara yang menjual arak secara terbuka mengalami masalah ini.

2 - Kanser Payudara.
Penyakit misteri kerana masih tidak diketahui puncanya. Lebih kepada wanita tapi lelaki juga mempunyai risiko mendapat kanser tersebut.

3 - Buta Warna.
10 juta orang di US sahaja tidak boleh membezakan warna merah daripada hijau. Buta warna lebih common di kalangan lelaki.

4 - Buli.
Genetik yang membuatkan seseorang itu ganas dikatakan diwarisi daripada ibubapa. Atau keturunan sebelumnya. Tetapi penyelidik menyatakan role genetik tersebut lebih mudah diwarisi oleh golongan wanita.

5 - Obesity.
Obesity dikaitkan dengan kod genetik yang diwariskan daripada nenek moyang kita dahulu. Ia lebih kepada makan berlebihan kalau diikutkan statistik.(maksudnya jangan la senang2 nak salah kan keturunan.. yang penting jaga makan)

6 - Penyakit Jantung.
Risiko mendapat penyakit jantung lebih tinggi jika ada ahli keluarga yang mempunyai sejarah penyakit jantung, seperti darah tinggi (sama la jugak, rajin2 la bersenam, aktif kan diri)

7 - Mempunyai Kembar.
Penyelidik Amerika mengatakan ibu mempunyai kod genetik yang mana membuatkan mereka menghasilkan telur dengan banyak (mereka yang belajar biology mungkin lebih arif perkara ni). Oleh itu, mereka berkemungkinan akan melahirkan anak kembar setiap kali mengandung (berbahaya dari segi social anak-anak bila dah besar, kewangan, keperluan asas mereka,etc..etc..).. tapi WN suka!!!! Syukur Alhamdulillah kalau dapat anak kembar..

8 - Jerawat.
Kebanyakan remaja yang tumbuh jerawat dikaitkan dengan ibubapa mereka yang pernah mengalami masalah yang sama. Atau masalah kulit yang lain.

9 - Lactose Intolerance. 
Tidak boleh minum susu. (Dah byk alternatif lain untuk ganti susu)
10 - Botak.
Common di kalangan lelaki. Botak disebabkan oleh kerosakkan pada kod genetik kedua-dua ibubapa.(Tapi sekarang ni lelaki yang BOTAK dipandang seksi aper?!!)

Citer Hubby : MTAT (EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES)

GENERAL

MTAT recognises that extracurricular activities are an essential part of CP life. It enables CP to interact with each other, build networks as well as being a form of relaxation from the stress of academic pursuance. CP organizing skills will also be tested as all such activities will be organised by them.

The Haigate Wives’ Welfare and Social Club which is part of BAKAT, organises a number of activities for CP wives. CP are required to participate actively in all these activities. (NI YANG TAK TAHAN NIH!!)

SPORTS AND GAMES

Games such as hockey, soccer, badminton, volleyball (he he Hubbyku pengurus Volleyball walaupun ligamen lutut dah putus) and golf will be organised. CP are required to participate actively in all programmed sports activities. Beside games, a cross country competition will be organized. Selected CP will be responsible for organising games amongst each Division. The results of these competitions shall determine the champion division at the end of the course.

SOCIAL ACTIVITIES

The College expects CP and their spouses to enjoy and make full use of their stay at Haigate. To encourage good networking amongst CP and FM, a number of social functions will be organised. These functions include:

• Introduction Night. (Done : 16th January 2011)
• Cultural Night. (Done : 26th February 2011)
• International Night
• College Mess Night.
• Graduation Ball.
• Family Day.
• Other Functions. There are many other functions/events for example National Day

Celebrations or Armed Forces parades whereby the College is invited to attend. Officers selected to attend are expected to be formally dressed as required for such occassions.

Informal dinners, cocktails, luncheons and high-tea are normally organised by the College or Syndicates to celebrate special occasions or to honour certain prominent guests. Religious festivals such as Hari Raya (Eid Ul-Fitr), Chinese New Year and Deepavali are popular events prompting informal functions organised by the respective religious groups.

Overseas CP and their families are to participate in an evening called “International Night” to highlight their countries, cultures and other aspect of interest. The aim of this activity is to allo the FM, local CP and their spouses to understand the customs, culture and traditions of the participating countries.

RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES

Muslim CP are encouraged to fulfil their religious obligations while at the College and participate in religious activities organised by their respective communities. Facilities to organise `tahlil’ and daily prayers are available in the College’s Surau. The College does not provide any amenities for other religions.

DINERS’ CLUB

The College will invite speakers to address FM and CP at Diners’ Club Meetings. These speakers, who are mainly civilian dignitaries, speak on a wide range of subjects that enhance the educational and professional development of officers. Diners’ Club Meetings are normally preceded by an informal dinner and are usually held outside the College premises.


WIVES’ WELFARE AND SOCIAL CLUB

The Wives’ Welfare and Social Club of the college, which is commonly known as `BAKAT’ has a permanent committee comprising of FM spouses. The Chairperson is the Commandant’s wife. CP spouses automatically become members when officers are posted to MTAT.

Spouses are grouped based on CP syndicate groups (Saya dalam Group Tulips). Normally, the adviser of a group is the wife of the FM who heads the syndicate group. Each group is expected to organise one major activity such as visits, recreation and lectures of interest to BAKAT.

The College organizes a one week Enrichment Course (done : 24 - 28 January 2011) for spouses during Term 1 of the Course. It is compulsory for all CP spouses to attend. Accommodation and messing will be arranged for those staying outside the Klang Valley. Towards the end of Term 2, a BAKAT Concert will be organised.

All CP are reminded that spouse participation in all organized BAKAT activities are compulsory and will be reflected in CP Course Reports. (nampak tu.. pentingnya actif BAKAT MTAT nih)